Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You work out of a Hotel?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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