dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
