just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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