Girls should come with a carfax report
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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