I seem to have left my pride at pride
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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