Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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