he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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