my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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