tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Randomize
