Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
