you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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