I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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