Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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