I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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