I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my being single is dangerous.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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