nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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