And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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