ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
