Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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