You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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