I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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