garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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