we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
This girl is more easily done than said...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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