I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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