whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
