Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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