she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.