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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it

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• (845): View more from New York

  the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  the room spins SO much faster in panama

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life

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• (951): View more from California

  She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This is love.

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.

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  Tequila happens.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help

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• (858): View more from California

  His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.

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