Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(972): View more from Texas

**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**

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(315): View more from New York

Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.

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(360): View more from Washington

super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again

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(416): View more from Toronto

Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket

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(317): View more from Indiana

We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo

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(310): View more from California

Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.

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(510): View more from California

He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.

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