No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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