Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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