ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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