This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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