And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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