Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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