Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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