U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
