i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
no more duck duck goose at the bar
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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