I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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