No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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