dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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