Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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