i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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