so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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