Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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