I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
God, I missed his penis.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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