ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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