We won't sleep together?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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