omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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