dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
it's like iHOP with fire
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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