on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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