Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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