Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I faked an abortion last night.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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