I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You smell like stripper and shame
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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