we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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