im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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