Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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