He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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